Jonah’s Blog

Home / Jonah's Blog / Jonah’s Blog

Jonah’s Blog

IMG_6462

Jonah’s Blog: Scribbler has proved herself hopelessly incompetent yet again. This morning she burst in through the front door wielding a pot of vegetable matter.

“You’re SO lucky, Jonah!” she gushed. “Look what we’ve got you.”

I examined the pathetic bunch of leaves and turned away. Since when have I been a vegetarian?

“But Jonah,” she said, shoving the greenery in my face. “It’s catmint. Cats LOVE it!”

I suppose I should be more tolerant. But honestly, she’s so dim witted. You’d think after six years of cohabitation she’d have realised the truth. While in many ways I may resemble what humans call a cat, I have little in common with the feline species.

God knows I’ve tried to tell her. But every time I open my mouth it comes out in squeaks and yowls.

Will she ever understand?

I am not a cat.

I AM A SUPERIOR BEING TRAPPED IN A CAT’S BODY.

Leave a Comment

10

So you thought you were going to read this magazine? #catsofinstagram

1

Got to love these guys.

3

French BONO is out! #chatnoir #catsofinstagram #amazonfrance

2

Sometimes, all it takes is an empty beach. #washawaysadness #waves

2

Great to see this special Australia Post edition on sale in my local post office on Phillip Island. #australiapost #lovephillipisland

3

Loving this new edition for Walmart, North America. #catbooks #catsofinstagram #siamesecat

0

We’ve had some wild waves on the island. #waves

5

My hero. #nzprimeminister #jacindaardern #christchurch #christchurchshooting

7

Dear Jacinda, My homeland lost its innocence today. Please change New Zealand’s gun laws.#christchurchshooting #nzprimeminister

2

So excited to be launching my friend Heather Fahnle’s mosaic exhibition “In Our Back Yard” next Saturday at Yarram Courthouse Gallery 2pm. Join us for wine, laughter and a chance to enjoy this incredibly talented woman’s art. #yarramcourthousegallery #phillipislandtime #gippslandartists #phillipislandnatureparks #yarramstandard

Start typing and press Enter to search